That's not quite how I remember the story...

Maggie says the craziest stuff. In January, she told me that we were celebrating Marshmallow King Jr. Day. Her teacher thought that was the cutest thing.

This morning, as I was putting her in the car to go to preschool, she asked me if I knew about Noah and the Ark. I said, "Of course!" Then, she said, "The Ark was next to Florida, so they could give people drinks. And, God taught Noah how to make toys for everyone."

There's the ark, right next to Florida!

Where does this stuff come from?